16 things you should know before dating a tall girl

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1. We don't put on heels. Sorry, it's Adidas Gazelles or barefoot for us.

3. You're bound to peer her lose it at the least as soon as while someone she's just met says, "Wow. You're tall, are not you?" Thanks for pointing that out – she'd never noticed earlier than....

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4. Shopping together with her will pretty a lot the worst. Not being capable of discover that one elusive size 14 in the tall section is in no way going to lead to a nice relaxing stroll round city.

6. If you're relationship a woman of peak, there may be a very good threat she's also a woman of foot-length, so just be nice whilst she asks you if that pair of Converse make her ft appear to be a Viking longboat. The solution's constantly no, k?

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7. Don't feel bad if she bangs her head on the temper lighting within the posh eating place you take her to to your first date. She's used to the disgrace/concussion.

8. Your ladyfriend might be a touch self-aware when she's at gigs, so don't ask her why she's crouching a touch for the whole lot of her preferred band's set. Just permit her do it.

9. Same goes for the cinema. If she wants to slouch down in her seat or tilt her head to the side at a spine-destroying perspective, then just allow it slide.

10. Don't be amazed if whilst you visit meet the family for the first time, they resemble the subs bench at a Chicago Bulls recreation. If she's tall, the rest of them probable are too.

11. I hope you like photos of her from the neck down, because it truly is all you may be getting any more due to the fact humans always cut her head smooth off. Especially in organization photos. Oh the pleasure…

12. Flights (or any mode of transport simply) are the worst. Expect a tonne of complaining when the 4ft three child in front reclines.

thirteen. As tough as she tries, she's in all likelihood now not a especially suitable dancer. All arms combined with all legs does not make for a horny Little Mix-esque recurring.


14. Heading to the supermarket for a few essentials? Better take into consideration that each old female will want a can of kidney beans taken down from the pinnacle shelf for them. So add two hours to your estimated spherical journey time.

15. Speaking of things that take a lifetime to complete, in case you assume you are being horny through presenting to kiss every inch of her body, you may instantly remorse it while you understand it'll take as a minimum 3 and a half of hours to get from the pinnacle to the bottom.

sixteen. And sex standing up? Don't even bother, mate.


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